Bleached Beach: Salon the Faux

Having a bad hair day? Running low on your valium prescription and in desperate need of a life pick-me-up? Well head on down and pay a visit to the friendly folk at Salon The Faux. We don’t care if you’re moody, hell we even encourage you to embrace your diva self; free hair cuts for the most impressive resting bitch face! Here at Salon The Faux we guarantee that we will plaster on our best fake smiles, welcome your eye rolling, and refill your poodle’s puppacino when it’s running low. No thirsy pups here! Give us a call on 1800-SALON-THE-FAUX, or just turn up and push some other bitch out of the way. *Disclaimer: this segments is entirely for parody purposes, we do not claim any such affiliation with any Salon titled “Salon The Faux”*

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Credits

Photographer: Lloyd Galbraith @lloydgalbraith

Clothing: All pieces from Maison The Faux’s latest collection “The Premiere” @maisonthefaux

Styling: Landra Lee Dulin @theconcretechic

Makeup: Jessica Ramirez @feminaartistry

Hair: Jason Lara @jasonluxelab and Beth Montgomery @bethforever of LuxeLab Santa Monica @luxelab

Lighting Assistant: Kaley Tukes @kaley_tukes

Models: 

Ryanne White @miss.wh1te

Gracie Marie Bradley @saintgracie

Diallo Mitch @__mystylist

Andre the Poodle (many thanks to @sirluxealot)

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